[[Two people are sitting on a stony hill. One is sitting on the ground, the other is lying back and looking at the sky.]]

[[The first person turns to the other and says...]
Person 1: When the French navy retired Morse code in 1997, they broadcast a final message: - 
"Calling all. This is our last cry before our eternal silence."


[[They sit in silence for a moment.]]

[[The first person puts their hand to their chin.]]
Person 1: I wonder if I can find my Livejournal login.
Person 2: Hey I 
like
 Livejournal.
Person 1: It's a nice place to go for some peace and quiet, I suppose.

{{Title text: Oh, because Facebook has worked out SO WELL for everyone.}}