When a network tries to be everyone's one-stop hub, the Walmart of social interaction...

[[Two figures stand in a department store. One is holding some items in their right arm and waving at the other, who is pushing a shopping cart.]]
Figure 1: Oh, uh, hi! Funny running into you here.
Figure 2: Oh, hey! Yeah! How've you been?

...it inevitably becomes the Walmart of social interaction.

{{Title text: What I really want is to hang out where I hung out with my friends in college, but have all my older relatives there too.}}