How people feel when they say "I don't own a TV" by year.

((Graph charting embarrassed-smug over years)
((line stays on 'Neutral' until 1950, dips down to lowest around 1965, peaks around 2000, and is at a downward trend as of 'today'))

{{Title text: Theory: Smugness is proportional to the negative second derivative of TV ownership rate with respect to time.}}