[[A checklist, with the boxes lined up on the right-hand side and the names going down to their left.]]
The Very Large Telescope [
]
The Extremely Large Telescope [
]
The Overwhelmingly Lare Telescome [
] (canceled)
The Oppressively Colossal Telescope [ ]
The Mind-numbingly Vast Telescope [ ]
The Despair Telescope [ ]
The Cataclysmic Telescope [ ]
The Telescope of Devastation [ ]
The Nightmare Scope [ ]
The Infinite Telescope [ ]
The Final Telescope [ ]

{{Title text: The Thirty Meter Telescope will be renamed The Flesh-Searing Eye on the Volcano.}}