Heading: It's probably a good thing that I never get to pick band names.
[[A stage with banner overhead reading: OPENING TONIGHT! HEDGECLIPPER]]
[[On the stage are three guys with a bass, guitar, drum kit and strange haircuts. On the kick drum is a picture of a hedge clipper.]]
Lead Guitarist: Maaan...
{{title text: You can just see his dejection as he realizes he's the lead guitar in 'Hedgeclipper'}}