[[Two figures stand facing each other. One is wearing sunglasses.]]
Figure with sunglasses: If you're havin' Perl problems I feel bad for you, son-

Figure with sunglasses: I got 99 problems, 

Figure with sunglasses: so I used regular expressions. 

Figure with sunglasses: Now I have 100 problems. 

{{Title text: To generate #1 albums, 'jay --help' recommends the -z flag.}}