[[A bearded man stands at the top of some stairs. A paintcan on a rope is swinging from the top down to the bottom. Small child #1 has just been hit in the face with the can. Small child #2 is lying on the floor crying.]]
Small child #1: Ow!!
Small child #2: Waaaaaaaaa!
Rejected movie ideas: age-reversed Home Alone reboot.

{{Title text: Starring Macaulay Culkin.}}