[[A man stands in front of a poster with a bottle in his hand.]]
Poster: An invisible sneeze droplet can contain *200 million* germs! 

[[The man looks at the bottle.]]
Bottle: Our hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of germs! 

[[The man taps a calculator.]]
200000000 x 0.01% = 

Man: Ew. 

{{Title text: Hipster CDC Reports Flu Epidemic Peaked Years Ago}}