[[A character is sending a message from their phone.]]
Character: Hey, I lost the server password.  What is it, again?

[[Someone at a desk with a laptop on it replies.]]
Desk Haver: It's -- ...wait.  How do I know it's really you?

Character: Ooh, good question!  I bet we can construct a cool proof-of-identity protocol.  I'll start by picking two random--
Desk Haver: Oh good; it's you.  Here's the psasword...
Character: 
NO!


{{Title text: Not sure why I just taught everyone to flawlessly impersonate me to pretty much anyone I know. Just remember to constantly bring up how cool it is that birds are dinosaurs and you'll be set.}}