[[A figure with a hat is talking to another figure.]]
Hat: ... No, but see, it's a movie 
about
 movies.
Figure: Sounds like masturbatory navel-gazing.

Hat: No, it's about blurring the line between metaphor and reality.
Hat: You just don't know much about art.

Figure: I know 
all
 about blurring the line between metaphor and reality.  I'm the goddamn 
Michael Jordan
 of blurring the line between metaphor and reality.

[[The figure walks away.]]
Hat: ... huh?

[[A basketball flies into the panel and knocks the figure's hat off.]]

{{Title text: People into masturbatory navel-gazing have a lot to learn about masturbation.}}