[[Black Hat Man is interviewed for a job at an interviewer's desk]]
Interviewer: ..but thank you for applying. We'll keep your résumé on file.

[[Black Hat Man places a briefcase onto the interviewer's desk]]
Black Hat Man: Perhaps *this* could change your mind?

[[Interviewer opens the briefcase]]

[[..the briefcase opens into a hole that extends below the desk]]

[[The hole looks miles deep]]

[[The view falls into the hole]]

[[The interviewer falls down the hole]]

[[The interviewer lands on a chair with a briefcase]]

[[The positions from the original scene have switched and Black Hat Man is now interviewing]]
Black Hat Man: ..but thank you for applying. We'll keep your résumé on file.

[[Interviewer looks confused]]

[[Interviewer notices the briefcase]]

[[Interviewer places briefcase on the desk]]
Interviewer: Perhaps *this* could change your mind?

[[Black Hat Man opens the briefcase]]

[[Black Hat Man looks inside]]

[[Black Hat Man spins the briefcase around]]
Black Hat Man: I'm sorry..

Black Hat Man: - that opening has been filled
[[briefcase contains the normal business elements of a briefcase]]

{{Title text: Hey, before you go, can you explain to me what job I now have?}}