[[A wannabe Mary Poppins heads to a fountain with three massive water jets while holding an umbrella]]

[[Person splashes through the pond]]

[[Person gets to one of the jets]]

[[Person opens up the umbrella]]

[[Person swings umbrella into water jet stream]]

Person: WHEEEEEEE!

{{Title text: Implausible, did you say? Sorry, couldn't quite hear you from all the way up heeeeeeeeere!}}