[[A graph, rationalization as a function of speed, increasing exponentially with an asymptote at c]]
Related to moral relativism, it states that ethics become subjective only when you approach the speed of light.  That is, it's okay to be self-serving, steal, and murder as long as you're going really, really fast.
(Note:  This is why rap sounds better on the highway at 90 mph)
{{It's science!}}